Double-Stampsies Anti-Quitsies No-Erasies Mutant Variant Found

A new and highly transmissible covid variant has been discovered in stupid people. SAGE (Stupid Arseholes & Godforsaken Eejits), has informed the government that the variant spreads like wildfire and vaccines offer no protection against it.

It has been dubbed the Double-Stampsies Anti-Quitsies No-Erasies Mutant Variant. When pressed as to why the variant is so deadly, UK health Secretary Matt Hancock replied; “You can’t stamp a double-stamp.”

A bemused journalist asked; “What the hell does that mean?”

Hancock promptly put his fingers in his ears and cried “La la la la la la la la la!”

When he calmed down, Hancock told the assembled press that the country would need to return to lockdown immediately, at which point the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg cried “Quitsies!”

Hancock was way ahead of her and jumped in with; “Startsies, anti-quitsies, no-erasies! Ladies and gentlemen, this press conference is over!”

Prime Minister Boris Johnson was unavailable for comment this morning. He’s in Aspen on a skiing trip.


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Just so everyone is aware, the Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot variant has been spotted in Brighton.


Just like Boris to slope off when the going gets tough!
The reality is that government has already adopted the satiral art form as their preferred method of delivery.
Gonna have to quadruple your efforts to outdo them – at least you can have some fun trying – you might even get an offer of an advisory role.


The only infectious pandemic we need !


The push to sterilise most of the population is on.

You need to listen and share this audio clip. This is definitely a sinister agenda to cull the population!

On Sunday, May 16, The Five Doctors gathered to continue the discussion regarding the transmission of “something” from an injected (vaccinated) person to those who have not been injected (unvaccinated).

By popular request, many have asked for JUST the information given in the 5 Doctors Event presented by Dr. Lee Merritt on the history of infertility vaccines.


That’s quite a scary one Jacob.
Really makes you stop to think about what may be coming soon.

Jeeezuz.. what the hell are they doing to us??


Culling us.
Below is the full video.

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It’s really starting to get uncomfortable Jacob.
I genuinely believe that next winter season will be very telling.
I hope.. pray I’m wrong.

But … I don’t think so.


It’s not really a surprise, though, is it?


No Craig.

Nothing surprises anymore!!


Thank you for sharing this. I’ve downloaded this before listening to it now as I do with any important stuff as so much seems to disappear.


Here is the full video that the clip is from.
⁣Critically Thinking | Dr.Tenpenny & Dr Palevsky with Dr. Northrup & Dr. Merrit.
The Five Doctors gathered to continue the discussion regarding the transmission of “something” from an injected (vaccinated) person to those who have not been injected (unvaccinated).
 we discuss the long-standing plan for infertility vaccines and the deeply troubling approval of the Pfizer shot for 12- to 15-year-old children.


Just listened to this and it’s definitely a must listen to. Informative and insightful.


Looking forward to the next session that they do and what other information that they have discovered in relation to the “Gene Therapy” shots.


And a good time wasn’t had by all. Honestly why would anyone bother to go?


For the thrill of going through that machine!!

Can you imagine what’ll happen when they’re all scuttered!!


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The idea that a little twirl in a low output tanning booth will somehow eliminate all viruses is as absurd as thinking anti-bacterial handwashes will do the same thing.



But I’m imagining what it might feel like after a few!!

And how might a few non believers take to it when they’re ‘fully charged’ also!



I almost believed this really happened because I could just imagine Wankock doing exactly that.


Hancock promptly put his fingers in his ears and cried “La la la la la la la la la!”
This describes a few people I know very well.

Penny Fulton

Yesterday, walking across Old Sarum, cutting blasting cold winds, no one out and about, let alone recreating on hilltop monuments ….I saw only 7 other people whilst up there, 2 people climbing the steep grass ramparts….with a death wish, wearing dog muzzles……and later, 5 people on bikes coming up the entrance hill …also all wearing dog muzzles. The madness doesn’t just continue, it gets worse… and worse .

Agree Penny, total madness. A 66 year-old woman in jail here in Ireland for not wearing a muzzle in a Dunnes store. To her credit she refused to wear a muzzle in court, so the tin pot judge jailed her for the weekend and potentially longer.

Wow ! All anyone need do to legally claim ‘ exemption ‘ is to download a ‘ certificate ‘ from Gov. UK website or buy a badge on Amazon .
I hadn’r realized that at first, until I’d blacked out 4 times in Supermarkets from wearing a mask.
I ”d phoned the GP to ask for a med. cert. and was told, ‘ there is no such thing, anyone simply exempts themselves ( as above said ) and you are legally covered
for all purposes .
It’s dreadful that this matter isn’t being publicized all over, the woman could never have been prosecuted had she known .
The reason for this ‘anomaly ‘ is that there are, as a matter of FACT, no enforceable Laws made whatsoever re: public behaviour. This FACT, is just one of many which prove that to be so .

Alex Romero

Although Government guidelines hold no basis in law, Corporate businesses are calling the shots, Supermarkets, chain stores, public transport. What we see isGovernment transferring responsibility onto business which then implements rules and conditions. Get used to it because it’s this combined with the incoming social crediting system that will create the global prison and inmates of us all.


No certificate available in Ireland, they like to make it as difficult as possible to be exempt here.


I got that information sent to me yesterday also. Unbelievable this!
But it came in the form of a picture and a compared conviction to a paedophile.

The paedo gets a suspended sentence and walks away with a smile on his face.

Meanwhile a 66 year old lady goes to jail for simply wanting to breathe freely.

Honest, Ireland’s gone to hell..

We’re finished over here.


Here’s the snap for prosperity.


I’ve been in Dunnes without a mask and nothing was said. I think it’s like with so many things it’s who you encounter. The bullies, jobsworths, control freaks and snitches are having the time of their life with all this.


Now this one is real. I know loads of people who’ve got this. I understand that it is particularly bad amongst journalists and politicians and those who listen to them and believe them.

Urban fox

Hi ,just left you couple of reply on other page.


Unfortunately for madcock and co scientists have discovered a large proportion of the population will have life-long immunity to whatever made-up, bovine excrement scariant variant they dish up next. These people, or ‘Allenites’ as they are commonly known have the ability to recognise cow poop when they see or hear it and can remain calm in the midst of any ‘pundemic’, resisting the urge to offer up any part of their anatomy for experimental toxic soups, can go about their daily lives without the need for covering up their beautiful faces, and have an innate quality whereby a sense of humour and resilience is apparent at all times. Madcock and co are urging ‘non allenites’ to keep at least 2 metres away from these people at all times as they are highly infectious amd could lead to, heaven forbid, people thinking for themselves.


Don’t put Baby in a Korma…


Great song, thank you for sharing.



My most favourite film in the whole world!
‘Peteys head fell off!’
I wish Matt Hancock’s head would fall off! 😏

Urban fox

Must be slow today. Don’t get it.


It’s not just you; but as there’s a lot I don’t get, I just glossed over it.

Urban fox



It’s a film from the 90’s. ‘Dumb & Dumber’ 👍🏻


if you got it, well that would be funny, maybe not ha ha ha.


It’s just a quote from the film. You need to see the film, Mr Fox. It’s a funny one! 😊

Urban fox

Seen but don’t remember. Was that the joke in Richie post?Watch dude where’s my car . Just for the drive through burger king scean.


Yeh, it was. You need to watch it. It’s brilliant 👍🏻. I’ve not seen dude where’s my car, I’ll put it on my list 😊

Urban fox

One of my favorite funny scean ever.!


No I didn’t either. I just liked it for the idea of Matt Hancock’s head falling off.


Jennie I left that link for you on another page, did you get it, it’s away now, if you didn’t get it let me know i’ll get for you.



Thanks a lot for that but I looked through but couldn’t see it. Perhaps you’d be so kind as to leave it on this page and I’ll check back later, thanks.

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