(Its my first post ever…)
Auditions for an ongoing 24 hour live soap opera are now being undertaken…..
Interested parties should get in touch with the MSN – ASAP.
No experience necessary as full training will be given by our very own (& p morgans favourite) cringy live on tv cry-baby the madman artist known as matt ‘the hand-in-cock’ hancock.
An absolute £qiching£ of a paycheck with bonuses awaits & will generously be given by ‘the moneymaker’ himself rishi ‘the chancellor’ sunak
Whilst boris ‘the turk’ johnson will be seen doing the somersaults somewhere in the background.
A taste of what is expected of you (preferably a gender neutral she-man-he-is-not-she) can be seen in the youtube video below. (Please take a second to familiarise yourself with the very interesting role)
The roles are opento anybody irrespective of race/colour/gender/religion/sexuality however first choice will be given to the lgbtqvwxyzbame community wholeheartedly whilst those who consider themselves to be ‘straight’ will be dealt with 50 sharia compliant lashes and sent to the back of the que over and over again.
The person incharge of the casting (couch) is obviously the pretty girl herself miss homely preity p…. who just happens not to be so homely… uhum uhum…
obviously because of lockdown you will be transported back and forth by one of boris’ best pals – dominic cummings.
Enjoy the video sketch