“No Mistletoe Snogging This Year” – Government Minister

The Pensions Secretary Therese Coffey told ITV’s Robert Peston yesterday, that she doesn’t think there should be any snogging under the mistletoe this Christmas. Did Peston glare at her and ask:

“Who the fuck do you think you are? What makes you think you have the right to tell people who they should or shouldn’t hug and kiss? Do you think you’re in North Korea?”

Of course not. Peston is as useless as a ham sandwich at a bar mitzvah. Coffey actually said:

“We should all be trying to enjoy the Christmas ahead of us. For what it’s worth, I don’t think there should be much snogging under the mistletoe.

You don’t need to do things like that. But I think we should all be trying to enjoy the Christmas ahead of us and that’s why we’re working so hard to get the deployment of as many vaccines as possible.”

Earlier yesterday, Coffey’s mate Sajid Javid said that people should take lateral flow tests before heading out to a Christmas shindig. If he had said that to me I would have eviscerated him, but journalists have morphed into nodding dogs.

The Health Secretary also said that it’s a national mission to offer every adult a booster jab by the end of January. He’s just ordered 114 million more jabs, enough for two more for every adult in the UK.

There’s a storm coming.

 

 

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PandoraChaser

This! Yes This! Advises no snogging under Mistletoe? OMG…good luck with that love, even if you’ve got them duct taped and captive! 😉

Gavin Ledermann

I bet her family and friends are overjoyed they wont have to lock lips with that disgusting, lying lump of shit.

Abdel

I don’t wish to ugly shame the woman, but doesn’t she look like Ronnie Barker in drag?

Jennie

Well politicians needn’t worry because they are protected. I can’t think of a single one of them that I would want to snog and neither would anyone I know.

Patrice

the balls now for politicians to tell people when they can and cannot kiss, their drunk with power.

Craig

I have to wonder how successful the booster rollouts will be. Of the few people I am in regular contact with, and who all had the original jabs, none of them fancy getting the booster.
In fact they have all cottoned on to there being something else going on.

Brian Luty

Really don’t think they will be queuing around the block to snog this one. She really should be queuing for the gym. Ah but they’re closed, I forgot. Oh well another mince pie or three!

layla

The madness continues, maybe if she had a good snog under the mistletoe she would lighten up a bit lol 😘

shari-rose

Any offers? Who is up for this job? 😂

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