Vaccine Rollout Reaches Group 16 – Baldy Gammons

Sufferin’ succotash! I only received my invitation to have a covid jab this afternoon! The letter arrived just after lunch and says that I can book my vaccination through a vaccination centre or a local pharmacy. Lucky me.

It was accompanied by a colourful little booklet. The booklet says that there is no cure for Covid-19. Damn. That’s too bad. Therefore it says, everybody should have the jab. It also says that I should continue to practise social distancing and mask wearing, even after having my second dose. Bummer!

The notes make it clear that the vaccine will NOT prevent me from contracting coronavirus. Oh dear. It says however, that if I do get it, the symptoms should be mild or less severe than if I hadn’t had the jab. Eh?

But as a healthy, fit, non-smoking, 46 year old Gammon, I’m likely to have very mild symptoms if I do come down with covid! I’m pretty sure that the UK’s Chief Medical officer Chris Whitty has said this many times. So why would I want the jab?

It lists half a dozen side effects only. It tells me that I might get a pain in my arm, feel tired, have headache, general aches and possibly mild flu like symptoms. It makes no mention of possible blood clotting leading to brain hemorrhage, stroke or heart attack. I wonder why?

It doesn’t mention in the notes that the effect on fertility is unknown. Now this is strange because as I reported on The Richie Allen Show months ago, the notes given to those administering these vaccines, do say that the effect on fertility is unknown.

Why has that fact been omitted from my notes? Ah sure, it must be a harmless oversight.

The booklet makes no mention of the fact that the jabs were given emergency use authorisation, nor that the manufacturers have been indemnified against liability.

Put simply, if my penis falls off or I drop dead of a heart attack, I am on my own. Maybe they were in a hurry and forgot to include that info. That must be it.

I’ll write them a nice letter thanking them for their very kind offer of a free jab.

Dear NHS, you can go and fuck right off.

 

 

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