SAGE Witchdoctors Should Be Exiled On Bouvet Island
If we win this war, the very first thing we should do, even before breaking open the Bacardi, is to exile the liars and charlatans that make up SAGE (Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies). I’ve found the place too. It’s called Bouvet Island. It’s uninhabited and is quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I’ve … Read more